What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 15:38
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
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Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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